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Jodie1971 Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 277 |
posted 04-12-2002 11:57 PM
Ok this is kind of funny but i was wondering if any cysters have a flat butt. I am over weight but my butt is on the longer flat side. I know it sounds silly but if you have this you will understand. Just wondering if i am the only one with this odd shape. Another strange thing about it is it is unpinchable. I know it's strange. If you don't have this i hope i atleast gave you a good chuckle!! Haha! [This message has been edited by Jodie1971 (edited 04-13-2002).] IP: Logged |
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amucha Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 91 |
posted 04-13-2002 12:17 AM
Fear not - I have too and have seen a few postings from cysters with similar shapes. Most of my weight is on my stomach. I must admit I long for a big beach ball ass but it is not to be. One cyster described our shape as the letter "D" and she is right as far as I am concerned. Its all to do with male pattern weight gain I'm afraid. IP: Logged |
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Jodie1971 Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 277 |
posted 04-13-2002 01:41 AM
Oh my gosh i am a letter D!!!!! I can't believe it. It's so true!! I want a beach ball ass too!! IP: Logged |
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Atropos Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 201 |
posted 04-13-2002 02:04 AM
I want a beach ball ass too! But alas, I have a beach ball belly. I am built backwards. It's amazing that my feet don't point the other way! Brenda IP: Logged |
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Inga Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 418 |
posted 04-13-2002 03:01 AM
Dear Jodie,  I just stood up to pinch my own hiney. I am so sad - I have discovered my butt is unpinchable! So what kind of butt do I have?!? it's big and it's fat, but it ain't too flat, although it spreads alot.I used to have a friend who joked about being able to put a plate on her buttocks, compared to her, my butt is flat. Here's an artists' interpretation of my hiney- You tell me, am I flat or fat? IP: Logged |
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MustangChick Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 131 |
posted 04-13-2002 03:18 AM
I gotta flat booty  ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Jodie1971 Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 277 |
posted 04-13-2002 03:41 AM
I actually had my husband try to pinch my ass and he couldn't do it. We were laughing so hard that i thought i was gonna pee myself. I really don't know why it's unpinchable. Even when i was thinner it could not be pinched. Who knows maybe i am some sort of strange super hero!!! I fight against sexual harrassment in the work place or against the pervy relative that can't keep his hands to himself ..... O-kay that was dumb but i'm just rambling. Inga~ I thinks you got a cute hiney from your little animated one!! Brenda~ I guess my feet should face the other way too! I never thought of it that way!:0( Jen~ Welcome to our new club...flat booty club!!! Sorry ladies!! We'll all have to get the butt cheek implants!!! IP: Logged |
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Angie Baughman Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 86 |
posted 04-13-2002 08:43 AM
ooo-ooo-ooo!!!!!!1 Can I join too? My mom says I have a spider butt.When I was younger I always had wedgy trouble.I have handles above my ass, but then it stops. GRRRR, At least we can laugh about it.Hee-hee Hugs, ang IP: Logged |
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Pandora73 Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 168 |
posted 04-13-2002 09:06 AM
OMG, is there no end to the things I have in common with everyone?! LOL Count me in... flat butt here too! Sheesh, I love this syndrome!!  IP: Logged |
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scnj98 Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 84 |
posted 04-13-2002 09:53 AM
OMG this is way funny, i have the same thing, all my weight shifts to my stomach which i call my kangaroo puch and my thighs but my butt, since i have lost 25lbs i have no butt its flat on top my DH calls is a tea bag arse...LOL ~~~Dawn~~~ IP: Logged |
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nae Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 396 |
posted 04-13-2002 10:20 AM
My grandmother, mother, and myself... we all have flat behinds... when I do gain weight it goes straight to the stomach so I am shaped like the letter "D" also... no matter how much I exercise the butt muscles it doesn't work!!! My stomach is always bigger (rounder). IP: Logged |
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cystermoon BigCyster Moderator Posts: 538 |
posted 04-13-2002 03:22 PM
And here I thought I was the only one! In the good old days when I was thin, I had the oddest shapped, flat butt. I always hated it! When I gained all my PCOS weight, the weight stopped off at my stomach and hips, and I still have a mishapened, flat butt! Too funny! IP: Logged |
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christa_weber Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 166 |
posted 04-13-2002 07:34 PM
Hey ladies, I too can be a member of your club, even when I weighed 115lbs in highschool I had a flat butt. And it is not pinchable either! this is a funny topic! lol -christa ------------------ I'm 22y/o IP: Logged |
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Rock-Poppit Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 73 |
posted 04-13-2002 11:31 PM
*raises hand* Flat, unpinchable booty! IP: Logged |
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Jodie1971 Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 277 |
posted 04-14-2002 01:13 AM
What is it that makes it unpinchable i wonder? I don't have tons of fat there or even that much celulite on my tush. It's very strange. It's like the skin is pulled too tight or something like that. Any other guesses? IP: Logged |
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Rottymom Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 36 |
posted 04-14-2002 01:40 AM
Dang!! Sorry girls, I cant join your club. I have a round veluptuous(sp?) booty. But if I squeeze my cheeks, no pinching allowed either!!! Funny how I can get the fat on my bottom to tense up..... bwaahaahaa!! But on the down side.. I am still a letter D with a bit of booty. IP: Logged |
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sunshyne-01 Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 8 |
posted 04-14-2002 03:02 AM
Wow...thought I knew it all....I am the perfect letter "D" also...and one more to your list...Flat Botty IP: Logged |
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Sabrina Lyle BigCyster Moderator Posts: 196 |
posted 04-14-2002 09:45 PM
Well, I think I have a really nice booty. DH does also. Problem is that I have 2 asses, one in the back and one in the front! The one in front really looks like a butt now since I had my hysterectomy because I have a vertical incision line. DH says that my Indian name is, "Squaw with 2 asses. We don't know whether she come in or go out of teepee!!" This topic makes me think of something else also. Do you know why the crack in your butt is vertical instead of horizontal?? If it was horizontal, when you went down a slide it would go, "Bbbbbbuh,Bbbbbbuh,Bubbbbbuh!" ------------------
I also have Bipolar Disorder and Borderline Personality Disorder Dx with ovarian cancer August 2001 brinadawnl@clis.com (that is a lowercase L after the brinadawn, not a one) IP: Logged |
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jennifer_61 Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 263 |
posted 04-15-2002 01:51 AM
LMAO..... you guys crack me up.. no pun intended... but I too can join your "flat butt" club... I have an ongoing joke (more truth than joke I suppose) with my mom that I was made backwards... all my butt is in the front... grrrr hugs!! to my fellow flat bottomed cysters!! IP: Logged |
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jennifer_61 Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 263 |
posted 04-15-2002 01:53 AM
just one more thing... I am more like a B than a D.. rolly polly with no butt.. IP: Logged |
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Moongirl Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 96 |
posted 04-15-2002 02:30 AM
I HAVE A FLAT BUM! Shout it out girls! Why can't I just take a few pounds from my stomach and enhance my bottom? *sighing* Wishful thinking! BUT (no pun intended!) Who says a shapelier bum is a prerequisite to great sex? Not me, for sure!! I have no complaints! -------------------------------- SX: Overweight, FACIAL/BODY HAIR - all unwanted Ha Ha!, Acne(upper back), No periods without BCP, Major Fatigue...No cysts though...yet. HEIGHT: 5'4" & 1/2 PETS: 2 cats, Munchie (male Maine coon) & Nellie (female shorthair)
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Jodie1971 Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 277 |
posted 04-15-2002 02:59 AM
Why oh why didn't i post this question sooner. I have had such a laugh reading all of your replys. I love it!! Sabrina~ your post was so funny!!! Take Care, Jodie IP: Logged |
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amucha Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 91 |
posted 04-15-2002 04:38 PM
This topic was raised when I was first diagnosed six months ago and I nearly cried with joy! Finally a reason for my weird shape. I just wish I could push in my stomach so it came out of the back - then I would be perfect! Excellent topic IP: Logged |
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CTCyster BigCyster Moderator Posts: 480 |
posted 04-15-2002 05:15 PM
Flat butted cysters, Unite!! HAHAH LOL I have no butt, whatsoever- flat as a board. I like the idea to squeeze the big stomach back there to make it look a more like a normal butt. Glad none of us are alone Aimee ------------------
Aimee (27), DH Eric-SoulHubby (28) [This message has been edited by CTCyster (edited 04-15-2002).] IP: Logged |
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Ceebee Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 21 |
posted 04-15-2002 05:34 PM
I have a flat booty. What is so funny is that I have a sway back. I look like I have a booty but I don't. I always wanted a bubble butt. I look terrible in jeans. IP: Logged |
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Lilyrose Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 39 |
posted 04-15-2002 07:13 PM
I want an onion butt that makes guys cry... LOL That's what my friends and I call it. Also bubble butt, whatever it is I want it! I also have a curvy back that makes my butt look long from the side... I guess if I wear TIGHT pants my but will look more compressed. Glad to know I'm not alone IP: Logged |
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neecee Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 12 |
posted 04-15-2002 10:42 PM
I have a back with a crack in it..as the mean people have said while I was in school. I would long for a beach ball booty. But I'm very glad I'm not flat chested I wear a 38D and I think I like having a bigger chest than a bigger bottom ( if i really had to choose) I weigh 199 and 5'10" I'm so excited I'm below 200 pounds ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Jodie1971 Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 277 |
posted 04-16-2002 12:37 AM
Denise~ Yes a back with a crack in it!!! That is exactly it!! Jodie IP: Logged |
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KYBluegrass Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 75 |
posted 04-16-2002 11:34 AM
Yep....Kinda like a barn wall....flat and wiiiiide! ------------------ IP: Logged |
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lovedlux Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 42 |
posted 04-17-2002 09:57 PM
i have a flat butt too. its kinda shaped like a box and there are like these "humps" or "corners" at the top of my butt. the bottom of my butt is kinda plump and if i have a shirt to cover the top then it looks ok. just like most of yall i want that beach ball ass too but no such luck .IP: Logged |
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soya Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 22 |
posted 04-24-2002 03:44 PM
OMG!i am surprised that so many of us have a pancake butt!!!lolI and my friends refer to it a an elephant ass.Have you ever looked at an elephant's rear?It starts out wide at the hips and then flattens to disappear completely...leaving only a bib old crack!How funny.Actually everyone in my family have an elephant ass so I don't feel too left out.lol quote: IP: Logged |
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Alicia71 Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 97 |
posted 05-01-2002 03:22 PM
Hi all, I also belong to this club. I used to have a nice round booty, but as I gained weight, it went flat. My DH calls it secretaries butt (because I used to be a secretary). It is true I sit on it all day. My mom and aunt both have the same thing and are much much heavier than I. I was hoping if I lose weight I will get my butt back. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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JeepnAndi Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 6 |
posted 05-01-2002 03:30 PM
Yeah, yet another thing to blame on PCOS. I am a flat butter as well!!!! ------------------ "Don't sweat the small stuff....and don't pet the sweaty stuff." IP: Logged |
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SaraT New SoulCyster! Posts: 2 |
posted 05-01-2002 06:16 PM
Welcome to the flat butt community!!! lol! Yes, I am shaped like a D, have a flat butt with the result that nothing will stay up on me! I'd kill for an arse!! This has resulted in some very embarrassing situations, like when my combat trousers (Now too big for me thanks to 42lb weight loss) fell off me when I was walking up the stairs of my bus to college. I think that everyone appreciated my neon pink thong, it certainly raised a few eyebrows!! Love, Sara IP: Logged |
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Torie BigCyster Moderator Posts: 1695 |
posted 05-01-2002 06:33 PM
I am the opposite of a flat butt....I gotta ghetto booty from you know where!!!! LOL ------------------ quote: Check out my profile at: IP: Logged |
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LeannKanzia Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 181 |
posted 05-01-2002 08:17 PM
Chalk another one up for the flat butt team. I have the little handles/ledge above my butt but from there down it's flat and unpinchable. Though it isn't flabby, it's actually fairly firm...or at least when I flex. But as far as shape goes...I'm a perfect rectangle from the front, from the side I kind look like the saran wrap covered bowl that has been in the microwave too long and the plastic looks like it could explode if you touch it (I'm assuming everyone knows what i'm talking about). Thats me  Gotta love this PCOS stuff. IP: Logged |
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guineapig Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 84 |
posted 05-02-2002 05:09 AM
I don't have the flat butt, but my "spare tire" weight gain has made my JLo shape into a giant apple...coworkers have also been asking if I'm pregnant! It's embarassing--my midsection (not really the rest of me yet) has gotten so large that I can't really buy clothes to fit correctly in the stores anymore. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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kjs Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 8 |
posted 05-02-2002 07:28 PM
I have a very flat butt! In fact, it has become a joke among the female members of my family. All of us seem to have the same figure!!! IP: Logged |
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taah Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 44 |
posted 05-03-2002 05:06 AM
well, I am a member also.. Mine is as flat as it gets. I think a MAC truck hit me in the ass and flattened it and pushed the rest up front...god if I could just switch it around... I just want some cushion back there.. why do I have it all up front.. maybe if I could figure out a way to sit on my stomach I could push some back to my butt and my stomach would flatten... wishful thinking... lol... but this post has made me laugh so much,, I needed it... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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tracijean Honorary SoulCyster Posts: 15 |
posted 05-03-2002 06:56 AM
This is cracking me up! I, too, have a totally flat butt. So does my dad. Inherited flat butt. I also have little love handles above the butt that are bigger than the actual butt itself. I wish I had a big juicy butt that looked good in a thong!! ------------------ Live juicy! IP: Logged |
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